Angry Garden Gnome Statue - Funny Outdoor Home Defender Gift

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• Say Hello To My Little Gnome: If you are tired of all those boring generic garden gnomes, then this is your lucky day! Turn your garden or backyard into 1980s Miami with our angry gnome statue, and dazzle all your guests.
• Every Gnome Has Its Day: Now you don’t have to move to South Beach to bring that 80s movie vibe to your backyard. Capable of guarding your garden, or decorating your bookshelf, our angry garden gnome figurine is a must-have for any collector.
• The Gnomes, Chico. They Never Lie: This is not your grandpa’s sweet little garden figurine. This is the “Scarface” of backyard décor. Perfect for your Halloween garden party or Instagram posts, this angry-looking gnome will impress everyone.
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• Don’t Break Your Gnome Or Your Word For No One: Made from high-quality resin, tougher than Tony Montana, this Scarface-inspired garden statue can survive more than Al Pacino’s character had to endure before he became Scarface!
• Surprise Any Tony Montana Fan: Life’s too short for boring gifts. If you know someone who is fascinated by gangster movies and loves gardening (yeah, that’s a rare combination) – then they will absolutely love this Scarface garden ornament.